Theme
11:13pm September 16, 2014

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

9:56pm September 16, 2014

bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

9:30pm September 16, 2014

Long Night of Solitude - RP

ask-sockz-and-friends:

clockworkwhooves:

\omg it was so close

\I’m gonna get traumatized because of you

Blinking as to why she was blushing so much, he leaned away and just did as she told him to do, quickly climbing up the bed once again and get in a comfortable position; but when she rushed herself to exit the room he found himself really confused, what might of happened for her to act like that. “… I hope she’s alright…”

She shook her head hard, getting snapped out of it. What the hell? Stop being so weird. Sockz grumbled to herself, looking around the cafe to find Stitch. “Stitch?” She asked, finding him at the counter as always. He was asleep, though… “Wow!” Sockz giggled, ruffling his mane and making him jump up in surprise. “Wah— wahwahwah—” Stitch stuttered, coming face to face with his sister’s amusing grin. “Ah… Geez,” He mumbled, yawning and rubbing the back of his head. “Is he gone yet?” “Stitch!” She sighed angrily, pouting at him. “His carriage isn’t here yet.” Sockz grumbled, crossing her arms and sitting down on one of the stools. 

"I wish he would leave. I came in to check on you guys and that guy was all over you." Stitch growled, his muzzle scrunched in anger. "I-I know, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t of given him the benefit of the doubt, but, you know, he is still hurt…" She said, looking down with a guilty blush. "I just wanted him to feel comfy, alright?"

Stitch let out a hoarse sigh, scratching his chin. “Don’t let it happen again, or else he’s out.” Sockz nodded and looked down in defeat. Stitch was right. She shouldn’t let this keep happening.

Suddenly, a few stomps from outside could be heard. “Oh? That’s his carriage now, probably…” “Thank Celestia, too,” Stitch growled, giving the door a glare. “Shush!” Sockz admonished, knocking on the door. 

"Clockwork? I think your carriage is here…" She stated, waiting for an answer.

What she didnt knew, is that when Sockz arrived downstairs to the cafe the stallion silently spawned right at the base of the stairs, hiding behind a wall, close enough to hear the conversation between the siblings; What he heard wasnt pleasant at all, obviously it had no other mean to sound different. He sighed in utter disgust and silently trotted downstairs before she ended the conversation to head upstairs towards the room he was supposed to be located.

When she opened the door and spoke her line she noticed the brown unicorn standing near the window, looking through it and downwards. “Yes… I called them… I didnt knew she would be here tho.” and when he stopped talking a few more bangs to the door were made with a fourth voice shouting, ‘In the name of the Throne open this door!’ he closed his eyes and took a deep breath before turning towards Sockz, close the curtains behind him and exit the room with her.

7:04pm September 16, 2014

rookofspades:

edviperisghey:

charlesoberonn:

For a friend who had troubles keeping track of the different sexual orientations. Sorry for not including all of them, I included the most common ones.

The illustration for Poly, Bi and Omni are just examples, of course.

HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS THANK YOU

ALSO I THINK THIS MEANS I’M POLYSEXUAL? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHATEVER M8

aaaah that’s the word I was looking for a few days ago! I’m OMNIromantic!

6:19pm September 16, 2014

the doctor speaking italian